You guys ever make that mistake right when you wake up in the morning and believe in yourself?

-Kyle Kinane

One of my favorite bits from one of my favorite comedians.

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

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defboyardee:

Eddie Pepitone: In Ruins

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blackfemalepresident:

holywerd:

mauving:

Just so you know…

Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker.

"im your state senator"
THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.

the definition of rekt

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goldenfishradicals:

Prayers to all of the people in that town. This is bullshit anyone is treated like this. It is fucking 2014 get ur shit together.

"We all bleed red but whos blood is in the streets?"

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"I know a lot of creative people and perhaps by correlation I know a lot of people who struggle with depression. They have told me (and they’ve told the world) how depression sits there, implacable, and drains the color out of the world until no success or joy matters. I believe them, and it becomes increasingly evident that no matter who you are or what you’ve achieved, that depression is a good liar and can make you believe none of it matters.
 
I know and love too many people with depression to believe that it’s something that’s shameful to talk about or to acknowledge. I want them alive and I want them here with us. If you have depression I want you alive and here with us. Don’t let the moment take you. Don’t be afraid to get help. The people who love you want you here. Believe it."

John Scalzi

No matter what problems you are dealing with, we want to help you find a reason to keep living. By calling 1-800-273-TALK (8255) you’ll be connected to a skilled, trained counselor at a crisis center in your area, anytime 24/7.

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Life is too short and uncertain to sweat the small stuff. Love every moment. BE EVERY MOMENT. Go hug someone. Go reconnect with a friend and say you love them. Ask a stranger how their day is going, and genuinely MEAN it. 

"It’s nice to be important,  but it’s more important to be nice"

Life is too short and uncertain to sweat the small stuff. Love every moment. BE EVERY MOMENT. Go hug someone. Go reconnect with a friend and say you love them. Ask a stranger how their day is going, and genuinely MEAN it.

"It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice"