jonahray:

Tonight! 12:30am! #TheMeltdown with Jonah & Kumail on @comedycentral

WATCH THIS

Mini update:

A few good friends moved away recently. My parents finally retired to Vegas making my sister the only family I have out here. My uncle, my dads brother, just died, and while I didn’t know him well due to some family drama with my father, I find it unsettling that my parents seem to be okay with it. I miss my dogs. All of this has me feeling depressed often. I’m either super happy, or really hating everything. Don’t really have anyone to talk things over with. I have some pen pals who I will write tomorrow though and that’s a good outlet; yet I feel it’s a bit much to say “Hey sorry I’m so late with a response but pretty much my life is a sinking ship in the Sadness Canal.”

One day I’ll make a new blog I will use as a journal. Until then, this will do.

nichatnight:

"who let the dogs out" wasn’t even the best song on that album 

Super mario and super minimalist mario. Friends for 10 years and going! Keep on rocking in the free world @matthew_freese . <3

Super mario and super minimalist mario. Friends for 10 years and going! Keep on rocking in the free world @matthew_freese . <3

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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

(Source: spkd, via ruinedchildhood)

Adiós, mi hermano De España&#8230;

*plays &#8220;Have you Ever&#8221; by Brandy for the next 24 hours*

Adiós, mi hermano De España…

*plays “Have you Ever” by Brandy for the next 24 hours*

Anonymous Asked:
I know that you usually get long, well thought out questions, but mine is basic and stupid: I want to get into comedy and writing but I'm scared.

emilyvgordon:

First off, that’s not a question. It’s a statement. Ask the question. I’ll wait.

The question is: WHY AM I SCARED?

You’re scared because that’s the normal reaction to trying something new that will make you look vulnerable. Something you could fail at. Something there is no blueprint for. Normal reaction, but it’s time to punch that reaction in the face.

So those are the reasons why you’re scared. The new question you should be asking yourself is WILL I GET MORE OUT OF DOING THIS THAN I WILL OUT OF BEING SCARED?

And the answer to that question is yes. 

So fuck it. Be scared but do it anyway. 

Wise words

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

…good to know I didn’t create this move…

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